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Andy Jackson
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Andy Jackson
Fighting entropy since 1993

This has to be the quote of the day, sent to me by Sarah who saw it in an Edinburgh newspaper over the weekend (The Scotsman I presume?).

:“I was only given one piece of advice about women. ‘A woman will forgive you if you try to kiss her, but she won’t forgive you for not kissing her’.” - Jimmy Carr.

Indeed.

Jimmy Carr (who is a stand-up comedian by the way) is also responsible for another fine quote: :“It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.” Unfortunately, this is only really funny in context, and that context is far from suitable for a family-friendly web log like this one. Let your imagination roam wild and free.